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 If I Ruled in Hell...(not) by Dr. SeussThere once was a boy named Hieronymus Bosch Who sat down one day and said, "Golly gee gosh! All the pictures of Hell that those other folks paint Are so tame that they seem rather awfully quaint." "Now, if I ruled in Hell," H.B. went on to say, "I'd start with a centerpiece sure to dismay. A huge man, bent over, in bone-white, like this, With monks climbing into his nether abyss. "On his hat is a Flibbeti-Gibbeti-Hoot, Which is partly a stomach and partly a flute Being played by a Skeleto-Birdman, and aimed At a penguin-like guy (who for now is unnamed). "Those poor guys in Hell get no chance to unwind... For the Whosity-Whatsis lurks not far behind! Two ears and a knife pointed up at the sky-- (Quite enough to make Freud stick a fork in his eye!) "Yes, I would sure change things," said little H.B., "If Lucifer handed Hell over to me! Earth's sinners would shriek, and they'd run off pell-mell For the next train to Heaven--if I ruled in Hell!"
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I almost never see spam anymore, but this one managed to get through Gmail's filter: ===== Subject: Better Sex foor Christian Wives! Toboggan all at once. Hav Better Sex foor Christian Wives! Mingling their cries with homage and wondering holy ground. To bathe in its waters washes away wide mouths wider still, smiling you better wait down with her on the stone. The smoke began to fierce prowess. The kurus cannot be blamed. On she dashed her pen across the revered name, and know more than your superior officershey? You're of her head white teeth and full red lips straight, in every man's garden and in every woman's. She. Tags: spam funny
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 (See? I promised my next post wouldn't be about gigs.) I realized a few months ago that, unlike pretty much everyone else I know, I don't regularly use an RSS reader. Not that I haven't tried—I started with LiveJournal syndication on my friends list, then tried FeedDemon early on, and more recently tried out Google Reader—but never managed to form the habit of checking them regularly. Both of them are fine apps; the problem was with me. Every time I sat down and saw that I had a gazillion unread items in my hundreds of feeds, I didn't know where to start. Eventually I just gave up trying to keep up. Around the same time I came to this realization, Adobe AIR 1.0 was publicly released. AIR lets you turn web apps (built in HTML or Flash/Flex) into cross-platform desktop apps on Windows, Mac, and Linux; it gives you APIs for doing OS-level stuff like filesystem access, local database access, window management, etc. I wanted to try to write an AIR app just for fun, and it occurred to me that I might be able to make something that would solve my RSS problem. The result is Snackr, a ticker-like widget that lives on the bottom (or side) of your screen and scrolls random items from your RSS feeds. (It's called "Snackr" because it lets you nibble on your feeds. Guffaw.) Here's what it looks like (in this picture, it's docked along the bottom of the screen):  It runs on Windows and Mac OS X; if you install it from the Snackr homepage, it will automatically install the AIR runtime for you as well. It also runs on Linux if you install the Linux AIR alpha from Adobe Labs. I'm actually finding Snackr really useful—it helps me keep up with blogs I want to keep up with, and also gives me a great smattering of items from sources I wouldn't normally read regularly. If you try it out, let me know if you like it. Tags: flex, geek
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[Update 3/10/2008: FeedBurner no longer seems to be doing this--my app suddenly started working with no changes on my part. Odd.] When I try to access a FeedBurner feed from my Flex app, FeedBurner decides to hand me an HTML version of the feed, instead of, you know, the frickin' feed. Of course, if I go to the same URL in Firefox, it gives me the right thing. What do I have to do to get FeedBurner to realize that I actually want XML? [Addendum: I know I can append "?format=xml" to the URL, and I guess I could just automatically add that onto any URLs I get from FeedBurner. But if I go to the base URL from Firefox, FeedBurner knows how to hand it XML; I want to figure out how it's doing that, so my feedreader will work with other sites that try to do the same trick (I've noticed at least one other site doing it).] Tags: geek, inter-nets[tm], lazyweb
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