From: elysdir	Date: August 16th, 2003 04:33 pm (UTC)		(Link)

This suggests other p2p networks, too:

Webster (for sharing spiders)

Munster (for sharing satellites)

rooster (for sharing marsupials)

pester (for sharing insects)

	From: tritone	Date: August 16th, 2003 05:58 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Oh boy. Here we go.

• spinster (for sharing White House press secretaries)
• molester (for sharing small mammals--requires convenient mispronunciation)
• Chester (for sharing Latin American revolutionaries)
• duster (for sharing idiots)
• blister (for sharing happiness)
• poster (for sharing Teletubbies)
• fenster (German network for sharing bogs. Those crazy Germans!)
• Morrisa contributes cremaster (for sharing Mexican cheese). This is why I'm married to her.

Please, God, make it stop.

	From: ronebofh	Date: August 16th, 2003 07:28 pm (UTC)		(Link)

WHEN PORK IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE PORK. Sweet, nourishing pork. Good ol' vitamin P. You'll take my pork when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

	From: metasilk	Date: August 18th, 2003 08:55 pm (UTC)		(Link)

"Bacon tastes Goood"

	From: waider	Date: August 17th, 2003 12:16 am (UTC)		(Link)

The right of the people to share ham in whatever way they see fit is protected by the constitution.

That said, the next incarnation of the PATRIOT act will put paid to it under some random anti-terrorism clause.

Applying this to whatever you like is left as an exercise for the reader, assuming he's not been incarcerated already.

	From: eclectic_boy	Date: August 18th, 2003 03:50 am (UTC)		(Link)

How 'bout:

lobster (for the sharing of tennis balls)
register (for power-sharing between monarchs)
bolster (for sharing dinnerware)
kiester (for sharing access tools)
huckster (for sharing Mark Twain novels)
teamster (for sharing groups of horses)
toaster (for sharing pedal digits)
winchester (for sharing lifting equipment)

-Jim
(fervently resisting the urge to make a pun involving 'Napster' and 'tool to facilitate sleeping around')

	From: tritone	Date: August 18th, 2003 04:12 am (UTC)		(Link)

Nice. Though I think register should be for the sharing of abrasive game show hosts.

nj