June 22nd, 2004

MAKE IT STOP

Okay. I was sick of hearing about Reagan's death.

Now I'm sick about hearing Clinton's "Life".

First there was the speech a month ago. Then the pre-release media hype. A bunch of articles by newspapers speculating on what the book would contain. Pre-reviews based on copies secretly obtained from bookstores before the actual release. Stories about the upcoming hour-long 60 Minutes interview. The hour-long 60 Minutes interview. A front-page New York Times review.

And then, for the love of Jesus H. Christ impaled on a wet cigar, reviews of the reviews.

PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT EX-PRESIDENTS NOW THANK YOU.