December 7th, 2004

so cuddly. so fluffy.

Giant Microbes.

We make stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Cough, Ear Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Flesh Eating, Sleeping Sickness, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm (and in our Professional line: H.I.V. and Hepatitis).

stupid is me

I have no reason to be up this late, especially since I promised to take Miranda's early shift (which usually starts at 6 am, though sometimes as late as 7). I have to either read my friends list more often, or not start reading it at 10:30 pm.